We don’t live in SHMUTZ!
My Bubbe used to yell
You need to live like a mensch
A good girl, not a tsatske
Oy Vey!
So much Yiddish from my Mishpocha
With too much mishegas in your life
You will have lots of tsuris
So keep things simple or tzniut
And… No shmendriks allowed!
A bissel of love
A bissela of luck
Schmooze with the right guy
Then… Mazel Tov all will be kosher!
Oy Vey!
So much Yiddish from my Mume
Mamaleh, it’s best to be a balabusta
Don’t just be a yenta
Make some sheyn kinder
Let us kvell, and shlep some naches
To you, this sounds like a spiel
Maybe you think it’s our shtick
Trust us this is not bupkes
Your Bubbe was a Maven
Oy Vey!
So much Yiddish from my Zeyde
Come kibitz and nosh with me
Sit your tuches down on the couch
It’s ok to kvetsh or schmaltz the truth
We’re all yiddisher kop