I Eat Dog Food

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I Eat Dog Food

In tribute to my Great-Aunt Bella, who never ate a vegetable and lived to 92!

OK, ok maybe I exaggerated a little bit. What I mean to say is, sometimes what I eat looks like dog food. I love to eat fresh salads, but I can’t eat any type of leaf. What’s crazy is the reaction I get when I ask for a salad without any lettuce leaves. That’s right! I don’t like to eat leaves. Any kind of leaf in fact, may it be romaine, iceberg, arugula, boston… None of them! The main problem with eating leaves is that I have terrible, TERRIBLE difficulty digesting them. I’ve tried for years, but it just doesn’t work. It just doesn’t get through my digestive system without a problem.

Tags: #Humour, #Joyful, #Nature, #Wellnes

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Suzanne Reisler Litwin

Suzanne is an Author / Writer / Columnist / Educator. She is the author of the children's picture book, The Black Velvet Jacket. Suzanne is a creative writing instructor at Concordia University in the Centre For Continuing Education and at Le Centre Cummings. Her column Living in the Now can be found in The Suburban Newspaper, www.thesuburban.com.